The Vern is Closing the Portal (for a little while)

Hello you sexy beautiful beings that read or somehow drunkenly stumbles and clicks on this site.

PortalThis is indeed a dark time for yours truly.  The command center I use to write up these posts and to help edit the podcasts you love(The Film Pasture & As You Watch) is no more. As of right now I am writing up this one at a library by my house. Let me explain my complication a bit further. There was a problem last Saturday morning when I couldn’t get the damned thing to recharge.  It was just running on battery juice alone and I thought a new charger should fix the issue right away.  However when I went to look for one, the tech guys told me that the piece that connects my laptop to my charger has broken off and is now inside my charger. It was like my laptop’s shlong broke off inside my charger while they were having sex. Hate to be so graphic but it does help explain that I am basically fucked right now   I don’t know how much it’s going to cost to fix it or how long it will take.   I just know that I won’t be able to do anything else until it is resolved.  This won’t be a permanent hiatus, but it may be a few months until I am fully back. Until then, I would like to give a shot out to a few great writers that have been supportive and I want to say thanks to them(in no special order)

Barry from Cinematic Catharis
(Thanks for all the RT’s and everything buddy, I sure appreciate it)

JD from Insession Film
(Thank you for all the likes on Facebook)

Bubbawheat and the rest of the staff at Channel Superhero
(My apologies for not being able to continue my reviews of X-Men The Animated series.

Eric From IPC.
(Thanks for all the boobs)

Emma K from Emma K Wall Explains it all
(Hello Emmy. I’m sorry that we have to put Film Pasture on hold for a while)

Elwood of From Depths of DVD Hell
(My apologies for not being able to record my guest spot for your show Mad Bad and Downright Showcase)

David of That Moment In

Vinnie from
(Thanks for the blogging awards I never responded back to)

My Lovely cohosts of As You Watch.
Heather B:
Joe G:
Nick P:
Jeremy B:( He has no Twitter and not sure he would be fine with me using his personal Facebook account)

If I left someone out, I do fully apologize. I do love you all very much, and your support means a lot to me.

Even though I won’t be posting as much as I would like to be. I’m still encouraging you all to please vote House(AKA Hasu) as the Movie of the Month for October over at The LAMB(Voting poll is on right hand side of the site).  This is one movie that would be a lot of fun trying to decipher over at The LAMBcast if it gets chosen(and yes I will do my damn best to make an appearance on that show)

HouseMy Review:


Until next time dear readers.


About The Vern

I love movies and I enjoy writing about them too. They both go pretty much hand in hand with each other and it's fun to discover new classics. I co host the podcasts The Film Pasture, ScreenTrax, and soon Cinema Recall. While also contributing reviews and articles to other great sites when I can.
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21 Responses to The Vern is Closing the Portal (for a little while)

  1. David says:

    Good luck getting this back up and running. Thanks for the shout out and look forward to your epic return!

  2. Brittani says:

    That’s awful about your lap top :S I hope whatever fix you find is as inexpensive as possible.

    • The Vern says:

      It’s going to cost a few hundred dollars. It may not seem like much, but when you have other bills it is. Damn me for not getting extra insurance when they asked me

  3. Dan O. says:

    Miss you for this time buddy! Hope to see you back soon!

  4. Jay says:

    We’re already missing you, buddy.

  5. Hey Vern, we’ll be here waiting for your return. Love the graphic explanation and concluding with ‘I’m Fucked’ after the fornicating dilemma was a great way to end it 😀 You should write more analogies like this while you’re away so you have them to post when you’re back 🙂

  6. So sorry to hear about your technical complications, Vern! Here’s hoping your hiatus is shorter than expected, and your laptop repair is cheaper than you had feared. Thanks so much for the shout out. Hang in there!

  7. vinnieh says:

    Sorry to hear about the problems you’ve been having Vern, hang in there.

  8. Aneta says:

    I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard in ages! sorry to hear about your can be a real bitch sometimes…But your I legitimately choked on my morning coffee at work! Good luck fixing her up 🙂

  9. Jordan Dodd says:

    That same thing happened to my dad’s laptop. Dunno how he fixed it. Crappy news! I’ll have to check out your podcast as I don’t believe I have heard it before

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